pluto

[Wasp]

a workamte sent this around about a minute ago, what followed was about 30 replies, and still going.....

JuPiTeR: wasup guys

Earth4578: Hey, how's it going

youranus: sup jupter

JuPiTeR: not much

*** ADMIN: SaturnRulz has entered the chat room ***

SaturnRulz: whats up yall

youranus: hey saturn hows it going

SaturnRulz: pretty good

JuPiTeR: hey dood

Earth4578: I like your rings

SaturnRulz: thx

Earth4578: Can I get some like that?

SaturnRulz: i guess, 1st you have to get a really big gravtational pull

Earth4578: Kewl, Ive been working out lately

MARS_BITCHES: hey jupter, hows your red spot, any better?

JuPiTeR: nope, still hurts

JuPiTeR: it suxx

MARS_BITCHES: sorry man

*** ADMIN: pluto has entered the chat room ***

pluto: hey guys whats up

SaturnRulz: ???

pluto: ???

JuPiTeR: umm i thought this was for planets only

youranus: ya rly

pluto: what r u talking abuot?

SaturnRulz: dude your not a planet, your orbits all Bleep up

Earth4578: Yeah, it's called a circle, look it up

youranus: lol

MARS_BITCHES: pwn3d

pluto: it's not Bleep up, it's eccentric

Earth4578: whatev

youranus: lol eccentric = Bleep up

JuPiTeR: anyway i heard yuor orbit crosses neptune

pluto: NO, my orbital nodes are outside neptunes orbit, its just that my orbit is inclined relative to yours

MARS_BITCHES:

MARS_BITCHES: WTF man

Earth4578: OK now you're just making shit up

pluto: oh so i guess youre only cool if youre in the plane of the ecliptic huh?

pluto: yuo guys r snobs

youranus: u r teh l4m3

JuPiTeR: yeah why dont you go play in the dwarf planet chat room

MARS_BITCHES: dammmmmmn

pluto: IM NOT A DWARF

Earth4578: Yeah dood, they're called little people

youranus: hehehehehehehehehehe

pluto: Bleep U I;M A PLANET

SaturnRulz: why r u yelling?

SaturnRulz: dude your moon is almost as big as u r

JuPiTeR: yeah i got 4 moons bigger than you

Earth4578: My moon is bigger too

pluto: your moon is teh suxx0rz

SaturnRulz: nice try, why don't you go back to playing w/ the Lolipop Guild

youranus: SNAAAAAPPPPPP

MARS_BITCHES: u got knocked the Bleep out man

pluto: Bleep YALL, IM A PLANET, AND NOBODY CARES WHAT U THINK CUZ MOST OF U ARE JUST GAS ANYWAY, YOUR LIKE GIANT ORBITING FARTS SO YOU STINK, SO FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUU

*** ADMIN: pluto has left the chat room ***

Earth4578: Wow

MARS_BITCHES: what a dick

SaturnRulz: yeah realy

JuPiTeR: yeah but you know, i feel kinda bad 4 him now

MARS_BITCHES: 4real?????

JuPiTeR: lol no, just kiding

youranus: lol good one

SaturnRulz: did he just call us giant orbiting farts?

[WickedOne]

Good work!!!

[Sniper]

Very good.

[Maha]

Poor Pluto no mates, oh well, hope he doesnt get revengeful and turn into a comet and make a bee line for the sun thus creating the most catastrophic event the universe has seen since the 'big bang'.....

[BuFfY]

Awww poor lil pluto
I think it sucks it isnt a planet any more... teaching science will be ultra confusing now!

[Wasp]

no it wont buffy, now that there is a demand for holograms (for the 3d) people will invent them

[BuFfY]

no it wont buffy, now that there is a demand for holograms (for the 3d) people will invent them

Promise??

If your wrong you have to come teach it for me!!

[Wasp]

I promise.

I dunno how long its going to take though but once its invented the possibilities will be endless

[Postie]

hillarious

[strayjuliet]

Awww poor lil pluto
I think it sucks it isnt a planet any more... teaching science will be ultra confusing now!

no the poem now reads:

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us... Nothing.

hehe

[Wolf]

It's hysterical! Brilliant parody of a chat room complete with typos and l33t sp34k - it r0x.

Definitely a "keeper".

[Switch]

haha very good