Irish
Dublin mechanical engineers Patrick and Seamus were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A women walked by and asks them what they were doing
"We are supposed to find the height of the flagpole" said Patrick " but we dont have a ladder"
The women took a wrench from her purse, loosenes a few bolts and laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from her pocket, measured the pole and said, "5 metres" and then walked away.
Seasum shook his head and laughted. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We asked for the height and she gives us the length"
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
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