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[cruzer]

THE DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected;
a 600ml milk,
a carton of eggs,
a litre of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 250g can of coffee,
and a 375g package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she also intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said

"Well, you know what, you are absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly".

[wari]

THE DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected;
a 600ml milk,
a carton of eggs,
a litre of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 250g can of coffee,
and a 375g package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she also intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said

"Well, you know what, you are absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly".

Brillyint ....

[Aucker]

lol, the blind drunk would probably take her out anyway...