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  1. #1
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    12th July 2006 - 03:23
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    Going Shopping

    Shopping.

    A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay."

    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mum" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Good-bye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the cashier. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The cashier replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."

    Do not trust all little Old Ladies !!

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    29th August 2006 - 11:48
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    Do what the eskimos do

    and feed the little old ladies to the Polar Bears
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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