Data Entry Work

[mat1138]

Yes, I am pretty quick.
I can't see why anyone would want to work for you, you're disgusting.

[Scouse]

Yes, I am pretty quick.
I can't see why anyone would want to work for you, you're disgusting.

Is your real name Gaylord....?

[mat1138]

No, it isn't. Is yours Homophobe?

[Scouse]

No, it isn't. Is yours Homophobe?

Close......

[andrea]

oh damn i was going to ask spankme for a reference too, so whats the hourly rate

[mat1138]

Close......

Good for you then! I'll leave you to continue beating your wife and to complain about the increase in rate fees, while the rest of society becomes a lot more open minded.

[andrea]

We're an equal opportunity employer. We'll hire anybody with the right attitude regardless of sex, age, ethnicity or religion. If you can guess the right applicant from the following scenario, you'll fit right in.

3 women are being interviewed to work for me. When interviewing the ladies, I ask if they found $100 in the office carpark, what would they do with it?

The first lady answered "I would hand it into reception and hope that it would reach the righful owner"

The next lady said "I would donate it to charity"

And finally, the last lady responded "I would spend it"

Which one got the job?





























The one with the biggest tits.

id spend it YEAHHHHHH!!!!! so what if your a hermaphrodite and you swings both ways would u still get the job? and are there any special benefits if you are

[andrea]

sorry im asking on behalf in indy and winja

[Indiana_Jones]

sorry im asking on behalf in indy and winja

lol

-Indy

[andrea]

lol

-Indy

just joking, so whats the hourly rate, oh yeah if i found 100 dollars id spend it on some new sheepskin covers for my bike

[Finn]

Yes, I am pretty quick.
I can't see why anyone would want to work for you, you're disgusting.

Probably for the disgusting money I pay them. Perhaps you're not so clever after all so you're probably not suitable for the job. Besides, we don't hire under achievers.

Perhaps you should check out your local WINZ office or do they already have your CV on file?

[Zed]

Have you any positions available in 'procurement' Finn?

...and I don't think you're disgusting, a little distasteful at times, but not disgusting. Do I get the job?

[merv]

I like your style Finn and don't need a job myself. Keep up the good work here all the same.

[mat1138]

Probably for the disgusting money I pay them. Perhaps you're not so clever after all so you're probably not suitable for the job. Besides, we don't hire under achievers.

Perhaps you should check out your local WINZ office or do they already have your CV on file?

Oh I'm sorry, clearly I needed this well paying(?) job.

I'll go under achieve elsewhere.

[Finn]

Have you any positions available in 'procurement' Finn?

...and I don't think you're disgusting, a little distasteful at times, but not disgusting. Do I get the job?

No, but I'll keep my ears open.