Hi from Mom

**Zed** · 31st August 2006, 19:18

Hi Mom, glad you decided to join us. I hope you enjoy everything KB has to offer, all I ask is that you pleeeese don't tell Dad if and when I get into trouble!

Welcome to KB!

**avgas** · 31st August 2006, 19:33

Hi Mom.
Did you see where i put my keys?

**oldrider** · 31st August 2006, 19:36

Hello Mom, no nude pics if your suit is too wrinkly!
I am probably old enough to be your grandad so it would not be anything new for me but there are young and tender innocents on here who need our protection!
Welcome to KB by the way. Enjoy.

John.

**crashe** · 31st August 2006, 20:38

Gidday Mom........... welcome
The boys need looking after around here as they like to play rough at times... and some are meanies to others... so its great that you have finally joined up to keep them all in line...

So now we have Mom.... where is dad or is that Pop....
and for that matter where is Ma and Pa Kettle...
and Ellie May, Jethro, Pa, granny, Miss Jane etc etc....

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 31st August 2006, 20:39

Hi mom don't suppose you know any one on kb do you or has zed

got it

**Zed** · 31st August 2006, 20:45

Originally Posted by busa pete

Hi mom don't suppose you know any one on kb do you or has zed

got it

Well she obviously knows you!

**Edbear** · 31st August 2006, 20:47

Originally Posted by Mom

You know asking that is about the same as asking a ladies age.........lets say....hmmmmmm "coughthirty" give or TAKE some

Beggin' yer pardon, Ma'am! I do so apologise for my thoughtlessness! I promise not to tell...

Been ridin' off and on fer 'bout ther same or 36, (prior t' gettin' me licence

). Became one o' these "returning bikers" you hear, (endlessly), about back in Nov. '93 when I bought the GSX-F from a mate. Been havin' a ball since!

Hope these here precocious young bucks and buckessess don't upset the sensibilities too much, though iffin yer been voyuerisin' the site fer a spell, yer'll be pretty on to them already.

**apteryx_haasti** · 31st August 2006, 22:02

Originally Posted by avgas

Hi Mom.
Did you see where i put my keys?

You don't need Mom to help you with that...

**Mom** · 31st August 2006, 22:09

Originally Posted by oldrider

Hello Mom, no nude pics if your suit is too wrinkly!
I am probably old enough to be your grandad so it would not be anything new for me but there are young and tender innocents on here who need our protection!
Welcome to KB by the way. Enjoy.

John.

Its OK I promise no nudes.......and age is not important.........but I guess we have to watch out for the younger members of our kb family

but then some of them should show us the same respect.........sometimes my eyes water and my ears burn.....

**Oakie** · 31st August 2006, 22:18

Originally Posted by Mom

.........sometimes my eyes water and my ears burn.....

Yeah me too. Oh no hang on ... that wasn't Kiwibiker ... that was before the game of soccer years ago when I'd rubbed the liniment into my legs but forgot to wash it off my hands before I had my pre-game piss ... and it wasn't my ears that burned ... although my eyes did water!