seems Sydney is going to see a big rush in topping off the tank...
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
Large Falcon Collider
10charsssssSYDNEY (Reuters) - Hot and bothered by rising pump prices? Australian brothels are offering clients discounts based on their gas bills.
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Brothel owners claim the system works much the same way as supermarkets which offer shoppers discounted gas prices by presenting their grocery bills when they fill up their tanks.
"If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we'll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter," Kerry, manager of Sydney brothel The Site, told Reuters Wednesday.
There is no link between brothels, petrol providers or supermarkets but brothels like The Site and Madame Kerry's say the system is simple.
Once you've filled up your car, bring your receipt to the brothel and they'll discount the price of your visit.
The bill for a full 50-liter tank at 126.9 cents per liter comes to A$63.45 ($48.22). With the offered 20c a liter discount, the petrol bill would have instead come to A$53.45.
That A$10 difference is taken off the A$150 cost of a 30-minute session with one of the brothel's "service providers."
The Site has taken out cut-out newspaper ads offering the service.
"We're getting more media exposure, if you want to put it that way, than basically bums on beds," Kerry said.
Brothels are legal across most of Australia, but states have strict laws against soliciting and running brothels in residential areas, and near churches or schools.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
Humpfff!! F*cking Diesel isn't dropping in price!!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Hardcore Biker
Feel your pain there.Originally Posted by Colapop
My bike is running fuel I bought when it was 15c more expensive, some 3-4 weeks ago. Still haven't burnt a 1/4 tank yet. It'll be another month or two before it'll need to be tanked,,,
90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.
Immature and proud of it.
Good. The pricks might sell 'em.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
One hell of a ride.
Who are you?
For whom the bell tolls
Back to reality - just saw a headline in the paper that BP is under investigation for apparently playing the market to make oil prices rise... go figure.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
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