This bad (or good depending on your perspective)?
Forum whore
This bad (or good depending on your perspective)?
Scotsman on a German
Shit - I think that photo with the face in the urinal was me in London 7 years ago. Don't remember the fokker with the camera being there though....Originally Posted by Mr Sensible
This bad (or good depending on your perspective)?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Forum whore
A few more to bring back some memories...
Fair weather rider
LMFAO that guy craped his chair .....and the chick looks like she just got a wiff of it
Gatvol
Har harThose were good! Also, good signs of what not to do! (or doo doo, as the case may be)
Puke & pass out yeah, but I'm sorry, if you crap yourself in public (and you have no medical reason for incontinence), you are a looser! But shit, it's funny to see, kinda.
My worst night was on my 18th, I was told I had been running around the club like a rabid animal, knocking over people's drinks and causing general mayhem. On the way out I managed to sprain my ankle, scratch my watch and puke in my friends car (inside of the car door as I opened it while he was driving to puke out of...). Next morning while still drunk, I washed my pants with my wallet in them and went to my last driving lesson before my final test. I'm not sure what my instructor thought when the temporary licence he asked for was given to him completely wet & almost unreadable...
(Yeah, in South Africa we think it's kinda stupid to let kids drive cars, so we make the legal age for a full licence 18. It's a pity there are no resources in SA, so that law is negated by us having a really high road toll. SA could do with NZ's police/traffic resources and NZ could do with SA's licence rules.)
Deep in the heart...
What about these?
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
NEDWN VIII
Farken' funny pics, that bloke with his head in the can looks like a certain R6 rider i know....mmmmmmmm?
on the wagon
thats some funny shit, no pun
the one with the girl taped on the wall looks fun!
Lumpy
Yes -as Uncle Tommy always says "You aint been drunk 'till ya shit yaself"
Words of wisdom
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Bike Whore, I'll ride anything
Even Santa likes a drink or 12.
Feel the fear and do it anyway
Don't confuse education with intelligence.
There are alot of highly educated idiots out there.
Eyes that shine burning red
WTF????
Does that mean Santa is not real?
I need a drink!
Bike Whore, I'll ride anything
Of course he's real.
Real drunk.
Feel the fear and do it anyway
Don't confuse education with intelligence.
There are alot of highly educated idiots out there.
Lumpy
Well if I had spoilt little shits pissing on my lap and screaming demands for presents all day I would be getting hammered.....
Last edited by Flatcap; 1st September 2006 at 18:56. Reason: spelling
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Seated in heavenly places
Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine. Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast. They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? I will seek it yet again. Proverbs 23:29-35
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