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    Blah More funnies

    A woman is in a coma. The Nurses are in her room giving her
    a sponge bath.
    One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is
    sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
    curtains for privacy.
    Besides it's worth a try!! The hubby finally agrees and
    goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines...no pulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, and says, "I think she choked!!"
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    i like that one heard it before

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