Unknown dads

**placidfemme** · 18th October 2006, 15:05

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

"Slut" is such a strong word. She prefer the boy scout motto of "Be prepared" although in this case she clearly wasn't.

Well I would have said "whore" but I doubt she charged them... and it wouldn't be fair on the sex workers anyway

**Naki Rat** · 22nd April 2009, 14:25

The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have
written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for
listing "father's details" or putting it another way...
Who's your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms
(truth be told??).

Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
Number 5 gives new meaning to people from Virginia

1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my twins, child
A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the
identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he
was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I
had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do
remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone
number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto
in one of the door panels . Perhaps you can contact BMW
service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am
torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
Child B who was also borned at the same time ... well, I
don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more
TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive , mine
might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't
be sure which one made you fart.