I don't think there's any surviving an attack by a grizzly (warning extremely graphic)...
I don't think there's any surviving an attack by a grizzly (warning extremely graphic)...
That is.....interesting.....
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A man buys a rifle and then goes to the wilderness of Canada to hunt bears.
He sees a large one some way off and takes careful aim....BANG...and the Bear is gone. He moves toward the spot where the bear was when he shot it as he gets closer he feels a tap on his shoulder, he turns round, there is the bear looking slightly miffed. To the Hunters surprise the bear speaks "Okay, you;ve had your fun, now it;s my turn" says the bear "drop your trousers and bend over" The hunter fearing for his life complies.
The bear proceeds to fuck the hunter up the arse. this goeas on for some time. Eventually the bear gets tired and wanders off while the hunter crawls wretchedly back to his jeep.
After a few weeks the hunter recovers and gets a more powerful gun and returns to the wilderness to exact his revenge, once again he sees the bear, he shoots and the bear appears at his shoulder. "You know the score dude...drop 'em" and the same thing happens again. Sore and humiliated the hunter returns to civilization, spends a few weeks recovering and invests in a RPG launcher.
He returns to the wilderness and spots the Bear - he launches the RPG's at the bear in quick succession removing quite a lot of the local area in the explosions. Satisfied he turns to walk away only to bump into the bear, standing with arms folded and tapping it's foot thought fully. "It's not actually the hunting that brings you out here is it?" says the Bear as the Hunter drops his pants...
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Funny yeah - but not on my work machine. Put a NWS warning on this shit. Ta.
oh my... I thought "grizzly attack" was about a bear... and it wasn't work safe because the bear ripped the poor person apart or something... well... yeah...
two words:
weed whacker
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing![]()
Originally Posted by DingDong
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
That is a small Grizzly Bear,
I think its actually a LARGE BEAVER!
That was amongst the scariest thing I have ever seen.
A man could get lost there![]()
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I think I'm in shock.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Jeeves! Fetch the weedwhacker!
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OMG I almost pissed myself laughing! How the hell did the last one manage to grow it that long?![]()
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I put off looking as the last thing I looked at on here that said it was graphic gave me nightmares and image flashbacks for days. So I thought, bugger it, have a look, you can always exit if it gets too bad.
Geeezus!!! Imagine the amount of hair you'd get caught in your teeth, and wearing togs *cringe*!!! Holy shit, have a shave women! Wax, pluck, at least trim!I wonder if they shampoo and condition?
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