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An Asian man walked into the Currency Exchange in New York City with 2000
yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000
yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that
week than the previous week. The teller said "Fluctuations." The Asian
man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted,
"Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
hope no one is offended.
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Aargh, photos!
Well done marmoot
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Just faidin away!
Today I went to Oamaru.
I had a bunch of Cyprus pounds I needed to change.
I went to the currency exchange window of a local bank.
Short line.....one person in front of me, I lined up to wait my turn.
The Asian guy in front was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
He was getting a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "why it change?"...."Yesterday I get two hunnat dolla of yen...today I get hunnat eighty!...Why it change?"
The teller says...."Fluctuations!"
The Asian guy says......"Fluc you white guys too!".............John.
Yee haaaa
heheheheh very good
The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
Lumpy
Do asians go to Oamaru?
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Hardcore Biker
That joke is about as old as oldrider
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Kiwi back at home!
They work in the mines down there dont they?Originally Posted by Fairlie
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Have you only just heared that I was tellin that one 12 years agoToday I went to Oamaru.
I had a bunch of Cyprus pounds I needed to change.
I went to the currency exchange window of a local bank.
Short line.....one person in front of me, I lined up to wait my turn.
The Asian guy in front was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
He was getting a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "why it change?"...."Yesterday I get two hunnat dolla of yen...today I get hunnat eighty!...Why it change?"
The teller says...."Fluctuations!"
The Asian guy says......"Fluc you white guys too!".............
Just faidin away!
Don't worry, when you get old and get Alzheimer's, you meet new people and hear new jokes every day!
I will probably share a few more new "old jokes" with you before I am too far gone to remember how to start the computer and log on but..it's not compulsory to read them. lol Cheers John.
Loud and Uncouth
Ain't got mines - but got a lot of market gardens..
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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Yeah, that's the 3 best things about Alzheimers:
1/ Meet new and exciting people every day.
2/ No one gives you a hard time for forgetting birthdays.
3/ Meet new and exciting people every day.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Glen Williams
An Asian woman goes into a bank in Perth and begins exchanging her money.
After the transaction is complete she asks the teller, "Why it change?> Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my money, today I ony get a hunat eighty?"
The teller says very slowly, "Fluctuations."
The Asian woman says, "Fluc you Ozzies too!"
Hardcore Biker
lmao... dry
Aargh, photos!
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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