The art of enlargement

[Fishy]

HAHAHAHAHA this is excellent!!!


Fresh from my shower, I stand
in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

[Sniper]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...3&postcount=57

Technically its not a repost because it was perviously used in a different context.

Besides, you have supported the QRF so we saw nothing.

["D" FZ1]

Very true though

[Fishy]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...3&postcount=57

Technically its not a repost because it was perviously used in a different context.

Besides, you have supported the QRF so we saw nothing.

Good job QRF!, top job