3 Lesbians Die and...
Three lesbians die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along came St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most gorgeous woman she has ever laid eyes on ... very fit, pretty and well-dressed. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
And the girl says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Originally Posted by DingDong
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