A woman goes into a Hunting and Fishing store to buy a shotgun.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
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A woman goes into a Hunting and Fishing store to buy a shotgun.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
The Loose Goose
Brilliant!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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