There'll be a waiting list for that job.
Do they test the oral ones the same way?
Immature and proud of it.
There'll be a waiting list for that job.
Do they test the oral ones the same way?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Playin' around
Do you really want to use a rectal thermometer that has been "personally tested" by someone else? Hell, do you really want to use a rectal thermometer full stop? Note that this is a retorical question, not intended to be answered by Dover (who we all know prefers to check his temperature with a toothbrush).
I told him,
"Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"
He said,
"Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
The not so placid...
lol hopefully its his own toothbrushOriginally Posted by WRT
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
When it says "personally tested" it doesnt mean "used" it means that someone checks over the thermometer and make sures there is no cracks or chips in it, and quite possably does some sort of force test on it to make sure it can sustain a certian force.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Tornado Alley
Rectal thermometers and Oral thermometers are the same. How do you think they get cleaned before being placed into the packet????
parting of the sensory
I think you misspelted this - surely you meant "rectorical question"?
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Aargh, photos!
Why has noone mentioned repost
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Deus ex ukulele
Because we are not worthy. Hows about in future as well as saying "REPOST" you also supply the link to the alleged previous incident? That way it makes it a bit easier for us Mods to merge them...Why has noone mentioned repost
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Aargh, photos!
It shall be Post 277 cause Im feeling anal today
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Tornado Alley
Have a thermometer....
Instead of saying REPOST we could say... "SNIPER'...?
Immature and proud of it.
Hey sniper..............stick it up your arse.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
oh gee thanks RM for clearing that up for us. i wish we were all as clever as you are
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
Just sharing the love.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Tornado Alley
Nah, the arse ones are tested "by force" on arses... That kid who threw the boulder off the bridge should be a candidate when his boyfriends leave him alone long enough...
Off the wagon
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters
restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights
would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and
she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us, "said the bartender, "Would you
like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
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