Mark: Hey Bill, Man you'll never believe what happened today!
Bill Oh yeah? What Happened?
Mark: Well I was on my way to the office, and as I passed by the train tracks, I saw the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. I mean this babe had a body that wouldn't quit!
Bill Yeah, so what'd you do about it Casanova?
Mark: I pulled over, approached her, said a couple sweet nothings and next thing you know.... We're going at it!
Bill No way, you're lying...
Mark: Seriously man, I'm not kidding, I tore it up! We spent the whole day doing anything I wanted, in any way that I wanted, it was awesome.
Bill Did she give you oral?
Mark: She would have, but I couldn't find her head.
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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