Rethink your Job

[Monsterbishi]

What's invisible and smells like carrots?












































...
Bunny Farts.

[Skunk]

Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I
need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're
dead."

Smart Ass Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Ass Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads,
"Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and
he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck
driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."

Smart Ass Answer #1:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and
sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other
hand."

[Skunk]

Take two of these and relax...

[Skunk]

Marriage anyone?

[MSTRS:Me]

What the future holds for the couple above

[Skunk]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

[MSTRS:Me]

[SPORK]

For the first EVER time posted on KB!

[SPman]

Said the Duchess whilst pouring out tea
"I say , do you fart when you pee!"
I replied with some wit
"Do you fart when you shit!"
I think that was one up to me!

[Skunk]

Old baby photo of you?

[spudchucka]

Save the whales.

[spudchucka]

Say NO to crack!

[spudchucka]

The Mexican hangover!

[spudchucka]

What beer bellies are really for. Make sure you click on this one, he's really special.

[Waylander]

Say NO to crack!

Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke:
If you see a sign that says "Say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your pants up....... you might be a redneck.