lolz!
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lolz!
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Hahaha stupid cage driver.
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LOL, and the moral of that story.. dont lend your wheels to anyone, unless they have a better one then yours, and agree to give you theirs if they break yours!
Ever heard of commentators curse? hehe
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Why was he looking for traffic?![]()
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I borrowed a van to get to Taupo on Friday & the last thing she said was if you wreck anything, you have to fix it. Well I always thought that went without saying and I have never broken anything on a borrowed vehicle....til now! My driveway has lots of overgrown trees hanging over it and as I drove up a plant knocked the left hand mirror off. As we got going my son grabbed the smelly thing dangling from the mirror to sniff it and ripped it off....no worries I told him, we can fix that easy enough. After the track day as I was unloading I stupidly tipped the bike over & put the top fairing mount through the side window. To top it all off, when I came down my driveway the bloody trees snapped the aerial off! I swear that if she never said those words I would have got the van back to her in one peice! I'm gutted! When we swapped vehicles back, she had fixed my petrol flap so my car came back in better condition than it left. Murphy's bloody law!
he should have said, you break it you buy it!!!
that's made here in NZ
plate is WN5581
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
HAHAHALOL man that was good, those cifero's are pretty good drift cars aye![]()
Funnily enough, that is a mate of mine...hahaha.
That happened in good ol' Wellington aswell.
I go to school with the guy. Poor bastard.
Edit: Oh yeah, the guy who said it is the father of the 2 in the car, the guy driving has a skyline, hahaha.
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