Diary Entries...

**Bend-it** · 7th September 2006, 12:20

HER DIARY:

Saturday, May 21st 2005

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of Silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.

HIS DIARY:

Saturday, May 21st 2005

Apple switched to Intel.

Absolutely gutted.

Got a shag though.

**Sniper** · 7th September 2006, 12:24

You have green

**Bend-it** · 7th September 2006, 12:30

You know how scary it is when posting a joke and seeing Sniper as the last person who replied?!?!

All good in this case!

**Sniper** · 7th September 2006, 12:33

Im actually a really nice guy

**Wasp** · 7th September 2006, 13:11

awesome, forwarded onto the work email joke list

**placidfemme** · 7th September 2006, 13:36

I don't get it... other than the chick thinking its all about her...

**Bend-it** · 7th September 2006, 16:23

Ahahahah!!! Yeah, that and over-reading into things and coming up with all sorts of weird conclusions that are completely ridiculous! As happens so often!

Hahaha!

**onearmedbandit** · 7th September 2006, 17:01

Apple have switched to intel????

**Bend-it** · 7th September 2006, 17:08

Yup, Mac OSX onwards run on intel chips

**Rossi Gal** · 7th September 2006, 17:11

Originally Posted by Bend-it

Ahahahah!!! Yeah, that and over-reading into things and coming up with all sorts of weird conclusions that are completely ridiculous! As happens so often!

Hahaha!

haha funny shit..so true though

**WRT** · 7th September 2006, 17:11

Actually the original was an aussie joke. Rather than apple switching to intel, the wallabies lost to the AB's. Might make more sense to the non-geek portion of KB.

**Beemer** · 7th September 2006, 17:16

Originally Posted by WRT

Actually the original was an aussie joke. Rather than apple switching to intel, the wallabies lost to the AB's. Might make more sense to the non-geek portion of KB.

I've seen an American version of it too, with yet again a different story for the guy. Can't remember what it was, I got sent it months ago but didn't think it was that funny - just normal guy behaviour!

As for the wallabies losing to the ABs, sorry, I'm not a geek and I hate rugby - think I'll stick with the Yankee version.

**dhunt** · 7th September 2006, 19:45

Yip I remember some of the die hard mac guys I know mourning about it saying they wouldn't buy another mac etc. Then they started to get new computers. Now they rave about how well their fabulous new macs runs windoze so well. I'm not sure if they realise how fun it is.