Tucker Fucker & Crumb catchers
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
You "will" get "your" turn in the barrel boy-oh!Ya just can't walk home from there.
Ha ha ha ha, have fun and try not to walk funny when you come home!
aye aye!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Farewell Indy! Just be careful that you don't get too drunk and end up with heaps of navy tatoos and marry some poor innocent island gurl!
I don't envy you being out at sea for such a long time, the longest I've been on the water for is two weeks, but it was on the funship Fairstar so there was no shortage of entertainment.
Take it easy Indy and all the best.The chat room just wont be the same without you.Dont forget yr soap on a rope.
Where have you been. Soap on a rope wont save you these days.
You need to establish your dominance first! So what you do Indy is you find the meanest, biggest bastard aboard the boat you can. The higher up in rank the better and then you beat the shit out of him. Blame the outburst on a rare medical disease and to enforce it, gnash your teeth and give people a menancing stare for no reason. It helps if you scream and yell obsenitites into a phone and when you hang up, tell your crew mates it was their mother/ wife/ daughter or so forth and they will send a card.
That should keep you a virgin.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Remember to take a pirate hat. Sailing the seven seas just wont feel right without one.
Best of luck![]()
My signature is cooler than yours.
lol ARRRRR!
Cheers guys
I popped into school and got a "New Zealand Maritime School" polo shirt, Also got me 3 'Hornblower' books in 1 to read while I'm away.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
aww Indy I can't believe your going... Pricilla will be distraught!
Take care of yourself aye, no more manlove - ya don't wanna give the whole ship 'teh herps'
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I'm gonna make it so PC
Indy, have you sewn your name into your undies?
Na, pick in mix for me
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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