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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Hitcher, will the sequal to your movie be "Deep throat"?
    That reminds me of a work mate who came up with the great idea of playing charades during a weekly meeting with our boss. It was quite funny to watch until it was my turn and I discovered the movie I had to mime out was Deep Throat! Needless to say, my boss saw a side of me she'd never seen before and no one had any problems guessing what my movie was called!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    That reminds me of a work mate who came up with the great idea of playing charades during a weekly meeting with our boss. It was quite funny to watch until it was my turn and I discovered the movie I had to mime out was Deep Throat! Needless to say, my boss saw a side of me she'd never seen before and no one had any problems guessing what my movie was called!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul Bruddah View Post
    All of you haters, Snakes on a Plane was the most bang for your buck movie at the cinemas at the moment.

    I mean, a guy gets eaten by a boa constricter, some people having sex in the toilet get snaked to death (and not the trouser varity), a guy gets his dick bitten off... etc, etc. I could go on, but it'd spoil the movie.

    Just please watch it.

    PS don't bring your kids, it's actually quite brutal.
    I'de rather not waste my money on something that the writers couldn't think of a proper name for. Doesn't bode well for the script.

    I'll spend it on my bike instead.

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    Ingenious! Here's mine.
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    You could've at least used a purple jet plane.
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    saw it couple of days ago - Never had such a good laugh! Then I got home and read this -
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    Quote Originally Posted by CM2005 View Post
    Ingenious! Here's mine.
    Mate they are way ahead of you on the Train idea! though they are a little unimaginative with the rest of the plot......


    Introducing , no shit this is real........

    SNAKES ON A TRAIN

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    This movie is on Sky tonight. Just watched 5 mins of it and anyone who says they enjoyed it should be stoned to death. If aliens invaded earth and watched this gem, all human greatness would be worth a giant steaming turd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    I'de rather not waste my money on something that the writers couldn't think of a proper name for. Doesn't bode well for the script.
    Actually the writer's did have a proper name for it, but Samuel L. Jackson refused to do the movie if they changed the name from Snakes on a Plane so it had to stay.

    I found the whole thing pretty funny but shockingly awful.

    If you're real bored there's actually another movie called Snakes on a Train. All in subtitles and it has dark magic of some women vomiting snakes but it's still pretty cool.

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