Why is it good to be a MAN?

[Hillbilly]

Hope this ain't a repost....

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work... more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

[GN1NiteStnd]

Huh that's pretty good

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-not that i'd understand them if they started telling me the truth

11. Wrinkles add character.
-Wrinkle creams, if they worked, would make me look like a 5 year old!

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
-Huh! rental wedding dress-the best of both worlds

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-nothing on this one.

20. You can open all your own jars.
-yip men are handy for this one

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-I know which way to turn them -'lefty loosey tighty righty", but then i have to stop and think which way is left and which way is right.
Which explains how I get lost in my home town.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-can't say I like going to the hairdressers, a lot of money, a lot of bother, and frog doesn't notice anyway. But Frog is a good with hairdye

[Lias]

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

- Not true! You have to stop you rmates from taking the beast of baghdad home when they are drunk and think that 500 pound 4 ft women with 2 teeth left looks better than pamela anderson.

[toymachine]

- Not true! You have to stop you rmates from taking the beast of baghdad home when they are drunk and think that 500 pound 4 ft women with 2 teeth left looks better than pamela anderson.

Bollocks ya do, what else are you going to give them shit for, for the next year or so?

[andrea]

Hope this ain't a repost....

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work... more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

hmm i think alot of those would apply to me too, CHOICEEEE AOWWWWW!!!

[Beemer]

- Not true! You have to stop you rmates from taking the beast of baghdad home when they are drunk and think that 500 pound 4 ft women with 2 teeth left looks better than pamela anderson.

Bull! Every guy I know would follow his mate home with a digital camera and have photographic evidence on the net within the hour!