Had mug shot for licence today

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I had to provide a copy of my licence for my insurance claim - couldn't find licence at all. Bloody fairies take everything!! Anyway I had to get in put in my legal name as it was still under the married name - can't rush these things - crikey it's been 6 years since I walked out. Time sure flies when you're havin fun - sorry I digress.

Anyway for this momentus occasion, I washed my hair this morning and found about 2 minutes to blowdry it.

Then I decided - put on makeup - ok find makeup - damn - that's at work. So 15 mins before I go for mug shot - put the polyfiller on and the lippy. Then we decided to go all out and find the mascara - that's what took so long!!

Now applying for the licence did take longer than my preparation for the mug shot I'm pleased to say.

Get back to work - well shite you would think I'd just been for a face lift. Hell I didn't think the transformation was that dramatic!!

Gosh your hair looks lovely - hang on your eyes - what have you done!!
I think I am suppose to wear makeup here every day - well they would like it -= the odd occasion I do - gets put on in the morning and nothing else is done for the rest of the day!

Then in summer you have the problem of do you wear some to avoid sunburn thru ya helmet!! Sunscreen in the eyes aint nice - sunscreened makeup must have more polyfiller in it as it does stay on.

Oh well that is my waffle for the nite - real pointless drivel!! lol Ok so I'm bored at work! Someone else has to suffer too!

[sunhuntin]

ive never put on makeup and dont intend to. my morning routine is brush hair and teeth and go to work...and i barely have time to do that! LOL.
i prefer to let the wind and sun burn my face, and then tan off over summer...open faced lid does this nicely. lol. put sunscreen on sometimes, but cant really be bothered.]
wore my fingerless gloves all last summer, by the time autumn rolled round my hands had brown fingers and a brown patch in the middle of the back of my hand. cant wait to have those tans back!
i hate it when people call me a "lady" gawd....i always tell em im anything but! and when it comes to guys...depending who it is, they get "your more lady than i am!" hehe.

may have tits and a beaver...but thats as far as the whole "female" thing goes. lol.

[JimO]

may have tits and a beaver...but thats as far as the whole "female" thing goes. lol.[/QUOTE]

[JimO]

i dont suppose you could post pics of your titsnbeaver

[Lias]

may have tits and a beaver...but thats as far as the whole "female" thing goes. lol.

No screenshot, didnt happen *duck*

[sunhuntin]

haha...i said may have...not do have. lmfao.

and no, no pics.....youd never get it up again if i did that!!

[Beemer]

I had to provide a copy of my licence for my insurance claim - couldn't find licence at all.

Cripes, you're lucky you didn't get pulled up at a checkpoint and asked to produce your licence - it's a legal requirement that you carry your licence with you at all times when driving/riding and if you can't produce your licence when stopped, you can be given an instant fine.

[Colapop]

Tits are ok but don't let Hitcher know you've imported a beaver...
Tits come in various sizes and are commonly colour green/brown with yellow, green or blue highlights (apparently)

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I know - It is usually in the one place in my purse, hadn't realised I'd lost it. Have my temporary one now and no wheels!! lol

Cripes, you're lucky you didn't get pulled up at a checkpoint and asked to produce your licence - it's a legal requirement that you carry your licence with you at all times when driving/riding and if you can't produce your licence when stopped, you can be given an instant fine.

[judecatmad]

I think I am suppose to wear makeup here every day - well they would like it -= the odd occasion I do - gets put on in the morning and nothing else is done for the rest of the day!

LOL, the world's not ready for me without my face on! Good job I have a full face helmet cos there'd be many accidents on my way to work if they could see me before I'm all tuttied up

[McJim]

Tits are ok but don't let Hitcher know you've imported a beaver...
Tits come in various sizes and are commonly colour green/brown with yellow, green or blue highlights (apparently)

It's why I got into ornithology. My wife was always asking why I kept watching a pair of Great Tits, why I was always out looking for a Shag or investigating some Boobies.