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    The Honest Priest

    May be a repost, as I got it from a friend in the US in July. Still very funny though!

    The Honest Priest

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland said to the priest seated beside her,

    "Father, may I ask a favour of you?"

    "Of course, my dear. What may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? ...Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, my dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
    The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

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    That's a bit poor, it's a repost from only a week or so ago:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=34936
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    hahaha, that was crackup.. green rep sent..
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    I said it might be a repost. This stuff circulates around the globe really quickly. Thing is, I recieved it in July.

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