More updated 60s hits

[Sniper]

I posted a few a while back. Heres some more. ( I know Hitcher enjoys these)

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help >From Depends

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba -- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

[ajturbo]

I

Helen Reddy --

now you ask the younger ones here...
who is H R..????

i was telling a younger one the other day, that i knew a guy on the coast (SI) that used to play backing slide guitar for her... he said WHO the F&&& is Helen Reddy??

i give up

[Sniper]

Helen Reddy (born October 25, 1941 in Melbourne, Australia) is an Australian pop singer and actress

[ajturbo]

Helen Reddy (born October 25, 1941 in Melbourne, Australia) is an Australian pop singer and actress

she THAT old......lol

[SARGE]

now you ask the younger ones here...
who is H R..????

i was telling a younger one the other day, that i knew a guy on the coast (SI) that used to play backing slide guitar for her... he said WHO the F&&& is Helen Reddy??

i give up

i was trying to explain Foghat and Ted Nugent to my 15 year old the other day

all i got was a blank stare ..

wait till i break out my old Bad Co albums,, i bet his head explodes..

[Beemer]

I hate to say it Sniper, but repost!

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[MSTRS:Me]

Snapped!!
To be forgiven you have to run the length of Cashel St in your boxers AND provide video proof...

[Sniper]

Only a couple were the same and DAMMIT.

I wont provide video proof of anything that can be brought out and used against me one day

[Swoop]

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

You bastard! I'm gonna be remembering that when I'm in my "office"...
Stupid songs that you can't get out of your head......*mutter*

[Hitcher]

Gahhh! That accent still rings in my ears:

Delta Dawn what's that flower you have orn
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you sigh he was meeting you hear todie
To take you take you to his mansion in the sky...

[scumdog]

I posted a few a while back. Heres some more. ( I know Hitcher enjoys these)

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help >From Depends

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba -- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

Some of them are a bit new sounding.

Although when courting C.B. in '73 the sounded pretty trendy

Mind you I use to drink more and the lyrics would have sounded right.

Like:"I woke this morning half asleep, with all my blankets in a heap,
and naked women scattered all around meee-eeee,"

I think the chorus line was 'the power of the rain..'