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    Making Love...

    The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love with ah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

    The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin the ole lady,

    I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling.

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    Ferkin' oldie there Mr Sensible!!

    My bedroom curtains are all tattered and sticky with black curly hairs hanging off them!!

    (Got the idea off you at last years Magpie Madness but you told me not to tell anybody!)
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Impossible! I think you've got me confused with someone else - I'm a good boy

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