Why women take so long in the toilet...

**oldrider** · 14th September 2006, 23:37

Originally Posted by McJim

Buy a higgifly - saw them on telly in the UK - small folding funnel means women can pee like men..reference the Graham Norton Show.

There have been quite a variety of those things offered at invention shows and on the "Dragons" show but never really eventuates!

What is it with these things my wife and i think they are a great idea!

Where are they available on the market?

I really think her indoors (and her peers) gets a rough deal at the public toilets.

John.

**Blind spot** · 15th September 2006, 10:26

You poor things.
I must tell you my story but please don't remind mrs Blindspot if you ever meet her.
After years of talking her into trout fishing i finally got a yes so we headed off to Turangi.
Hired her some waders and said have a piss before we go cause there are no dunnies.
We get 20 mins along the river and what doas she want? yes it's piss time.
For some reason i have to stand guard as she disappears into the blackberries and broome bushes.
Why do they think anyone would be interested in why they went into the bushes.
Well 5 mins later there is a string of obsenities from mrs perfect who tells me i swear to much.
you will love this next bit, seems like she dropped her trousers , thermals , nickers and proceeded to piss, only problem was the bib overall type front of the waders had fallen down and the pocket thing underneath had fallen out.
She then stood up pulled her gear back up and the final act was to flip the waders up and clip them, only problem was the pocket was now 1/2 full of piss which went straight down inside the waders.
i was too scared to laugh, just handed over the car keys and got a text 2 hrs later to say she was in taupo shopping.
Got to love them aye.