Woof,woof - Motu in the doghouse.

[Deano]

[QUOTE=Celtic_Sea_lily] Is this really what men think about women?
QUOTE]

Nah, just kidding mostly. However, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus". Trying to use rational and logical arguments just don't seem to work with the missus sometimes, hence you can't win I love her just the same :love2: Bit mushy for this forum....

[Ms Piggy]

[QUOTE=Deano]

Is this really what men think about women?
QUOTE]

Nah, just kidding mostly. However, "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus". Trying to use rational and logical arguments just don't seem to work with the missus sometimes, hence you can't win I love her just the same :love2: Bit mushy for this forum....

Awwwwwwwww, aint lurve grand

[Motoracer]

Awwwwwwwww, aint lurve grand

Lol, finally the bronze cup got some use.

[jrandom]

Bit mushy for this forum....

Yes, dammit! The hairy-chested biker contingent will kick down your door and piss in your perfectly-chilled chardonnay if you persist in this wanton warm fuzziness.

[vifferman]

Never mind all that nonsense!
Whatever was the outcome of "Motu in the Doghouse"?
Was Mrs Motu subjected to a perfectly acceptable birthday?
Did Motu survive, or does he now speak in a voice that is several octaves higher?

Nosey Bastids (tm) want to know, dammit!

[Ms Piggy]

Lol, finally the bronze cup got some use.

Arrrggghhhhh....actually MR I used the wrong one! It was spose to be

[Ms Piggy]

Never mind all that nonsense!
Whatever was the outcome of "Motu in the Doghouse"?
Was Mrs Motu subjected to a perfectly acceptable birthday?
Did Motu survive, or does he now speak in a voice that is several octaves higher?

Nosey Bastids (tm) want to know, dammit!

Yes please tell us Mr Motu...if you still have the use of your arms that is!

[KATWYN]

..... He might be getting buried in the back yard as we speak....

[LB]

Come in Motu!!!!

What happened??????

Note: I've even logged in at work to check out what happened!!!

[Motu]

I've got all arms and legs functional and we had a happy time last night,at least she said so.Like attracts like they say,and after 27 yrs we must have smoothed off the rough edges - she knows what to expect from me,I dissapoint her,but she's used to it.We come from opposite sides of the tracks as it were,and when we first got together my lack of education was glaringly obvious.Knowing what her IQ was I said I was surprised that she wanted me around - her reply was ''you don't think I'd hang around with someone who wasn't my intelectual equal'',that made me feel a bit better.I think there are a lot of partnerships like that.

She's not your normal girl,and for many years she shunned ''girly'' things,so I've learnt not to go there,thank goodness,but thanks for the suggestions.But over the years she has mellowed and looks and smells quite presentable these days.

I gave her my old Sony CD walkman,well,it's not even a year old yet,but it won't do what I bought it for,which was to play MP3s.She needs one more than me,as her car radio no longer gets FM.She sings in womans barbershop and needs to listen to and practice songs,using her free time in the car.Instead of transfering to tape,she can use CDs instead.

I wish someone had written down ''the rules of life'' for me when I was younger,I've been floundering the whole way.

[toads]

the most important thing is to remember the birthday and let her know you are glad to be there to celebrate it, Pete can't even remember the date of mine after 20 years!!!!, still I'm used to it I'm not overly interested in flowers and chocolates or jewellry, I do like oysters, a good book and to be thought of, I hate it if he goes and buys some shitty last minute thing that we couldn't afford and didn't need anyway. The point is after 27 years you should have some idea of her likes and dislikes and you should have thought about this earlier!! It's a bit like forgetting to replace the loo paper

[Ms Piggy]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! A HAPPY ending! How romantic! :love2: *SIGH*

[toads]

I see you have just written in Motu, glad you're still alive, and alls well in the camp!
Mother's day has to be my particular day for being grumpy, all of the kids seem to be particularly loathesome on mothers day for some reason. and I usually feel sour and sorry for myself all day LOL

[LB]

i'm pleased to hear all is well Motu.

Just think of the mistakes we wouldn't have made if we had been given "the rules of life" when we were young - some of them (the mistakes) I could have done without, but most of them have made me into who I am today.