You are fat, your breath stinks, and the icecaps are melting.. BLAME AMERICA!!!

[SARGE]

seems there are alot of people bringing the blame for everything onto America.. please allow me to clear a few things up...

China is pouring more shit into the air and water than the US EVER did.. also using up natural resources at an alarming rate.. but its America's fault

Russia is also in the middle of an industrial revolution that is seeing huge spikes in pollution outputs and resource useage..again.. America's fault


the US Government recently poured BILLIONS of American Dollars into Hydrogen Fuel Cell research to try and break OPEC's back.. 20 years ago .. we passed laws severely curtailing the use of CFC's .. we have tax incentives for Solar Power, insulation and alternative energy... if you install alternative energy generation capability or insulate your home you can claim up to 1/3 of the cost on your taxes..also.. if you have an alternative power generation capacity ( Wind, Solar, etc) on your property and you have a surplus . it gets fed right back into the nationwide power grid and you get paid for the generation.. we are very big users of CLEAN nuke , hydro and wind power and our farmlands and forests are managed in order to guarantee an ongoing natural resource supply. in the US.. you can recycle all types of plastic, not just #1 or #5 .. you can also put your Styrofoam into the recycling bin and have it made into park benches and lawn edging .. why is this not available in NZ?.. the technology is there...

New Zealand regularly allows the dumping of raw effluent directly into streams and rivers and raw sewage straight onto public beaches..you burn high sulfur coal to generate the bulk of your power... the "CLEAN GREEN NEW ZEALAND" line is spin from the tourist industry and utter bullshit.. Auckland has more litter on its streets than parts of LA and the water quality is worse than New York City

as far as the overall health of the population .. i have never personally forced a big mac down anyones throat .. or tied anyone to the couch and forced them to watch TV for 9 hours a day..

but its always easier to blame someone else instead of taking some personal responsibility and making sure your family has exercise and wholesome food to eat instead of sitting the brats in front of the Xbox and having L&P and Pies handy for snacks..


but its all someone else's fault ...

*END RANT*

[onearmedbandit]

Yeah I agree Sarge, it's all America's fault. Well said.

[The_Dover]

Auckland has more litter on its streets than parts of LA and the water quality is worse than New York City

that's only cos you live in the ghetto.

Auckland is actually a very clean city. Apart from all the coons.

[Finn]

What's 5 foot tall, 7 foot wide and blows black smoke? Oprah Winfrey.

[Karma]

I don't blame america... I blame americans. The reason I'm overweight is because of eating macdonalds whilst watching baywatch. How can that be my fault?

[Deano]

Well I met John Hopkins at McDonalds on Sunday.

He was pretty lean, had sparkling white teeth, his breath didn't stink and he was approachable enough to shake my hand (although , I think I was the only one in there to recognise him) - so can't blame all Americans.....

[onearmedbandit]

Yeah but he claims to British heritage anyway. Which doesn't explain the teeth thing.

[Big Dave]

It's nothing personal - we just fuckin hate you.
Go for a ride or something will you mate. Get out of the house for a while.

[SARGE]

It's nothing personal - we just fuckin hate you.
Go for a ride or something will you mate. Get out of the house for a while.

easy Dave ..


i tried to go to Australia recently .. the Customs guy asked me if i had any criminal convictions ..

i said " sorry..i forgot it was compulsory.."

[ManDownUnder]

fark mate - that's a big can of worms you just popped the top off... hope you got the stats to back it all up...

[Macktheknife]

easy Dave ..


i tried to go to Australia recently .. the Customs guy asked me if i had any criminal convictions ..

i said " sorry..i forgot it was compulsory.."

ROFLMAO, an oldie but still great!
"you must spread some etc etc"

[SwanTiger]

ALLAH !! ALLAH !!

*Burns an American flag*

p/t

[jimbo600]

And Sarge don't forget that the popes anti islamic oration was Americas fault too, well according to the peaceful religion of Islam anyway "death to the US, death to the West!"

However, you dudes can take full responsibility for the doggy handbag.

[SwanTiger]

And Sarge don't forget that the popes anti islamic oration was Americas fault too, well according to the peaceful religion of Islam anyway "death to the US, death to the West!"

However, you dudes can take full responsibility for the doggy handbag.

I'd breed with that (the chick, not the dog).

I watched part of Jerry Springer last night and was laughing my arse off when they threw in a plug for President Bush.

Are all Americans like that?

I don't care what anyone says, America has some of the finest woman and that makes up for 70% of their wrong doing

[placidfemme]

China is pouring more shit into the air and water than the US EVER did.. also using up natural resources at an alarming rate.. but its America's fault

That is so TRUE. They had it on the news or 20/20 or some crap... China builds a new power station on average of every 3 days, they use coal to get that power, right now they are the #1 country in the world for making pollution, and they have no intentions of changing this.