South Auckland Thursday Night Ride

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 06:12

Originally Posted by boomer

Pops...you have 351cc's more than the cbr and 20lb's more torque..so why you so slow?

Marketing has always been about putting a spin on things and always will be; horses for courses me old

missed last week, on hols.. may or may not see you all this week

Ha! ha! Ha!
I think you have me confused with some other old bastard. Last time we rode together you saw my tailight disappear into the distance

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 06:57

Are there any grown ups here?
I tire of the usual juveniles

**The_Dover** · 5th December 2006, 07:08

Try Ulysses, it may be more suitable.

Life's too short to be pretentious and uptight. I'd rather just ride my bike than talk about RWHP, Kg and lap times.

I may be slow but I don't care.

**boomer** · 5th December 2006, 07:15

Where as i'm slow and i do care!!!

social interaction is an activity i'm yet to accomplish too.. maybe when i grow up

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 08:16

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Try Ulysses, it may be more suitable.

Life's too short to be pretentious and uptight. I'd rather just ride my bike than talk about RWHP, Kg and lap times.

I may be slow but I don't care.

but yet here you are posting childish nonsense

maybe you SHOULD go ride your bike

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 08:23

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Try Ulysses, it may be more suitable.

Life's too short to be pretentious and uptight. I'd rather just ride my bike than talk about RWHP, Kg and lap times.

I may be slow but I don't care.

Dear boring juvenile,

please define pretentious with regard to this forum.
Please define uptight with regard to this forum.
please explain why you think I should try Ulysses

So far all I've seen from you is a bitter, boring juvenile.

**The_Dover** · 5th December 2006, 08:47

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

but yet here you are posting childish nonsense

maybe you SHOULD go ride your bike

I would if I wasn't flying a computer at work.

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

Dear boring juvenile,

please define pretentious with regard to this forum.
Please define uptight with regard to this forum.
please explain why you think I should try Ulysses

So far all I've seen from you is a bitter, boring juvenile.

Pretentious, ok, you think that it's more important to talk about bikes and how manufacturers mislead you with their claims and you sit here telling us WE are boring because we do not fit your ideals of a mature, intelligent "biker". Why is it you feel that your mature conversation is of more importance than anyone elses, juvenile, immature or otherwise?

pre·ten·tious /prɪˈtɛnʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective

characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.

Uptight, you seem unable to accept others sense of humour and shooting the shit amongst themselves. Are you Chris's brother or grandfather for fucks sake?

I think you should try Ulysses because you may find other grumpy old humourless wankers over there, but that IS a rather prejudiced assumption on my behalf (apologise to the Ulysses members I do know, who are not uptight). Either that or go back to China where you can be told what to think and how to behave.

Yeah, you are right, I am bitter and in your elitist and oh so mature eyes perhaps I am boring.

I still have a lot of fun in between outbursts though.

**McJim** · 5th December 2006, 08:54

I am fighting for the right to be Jeuvenile. I'd hate to think I'd gotten old and boring - besides which my children would stop playing with me if that happened.

And I've only got 32hp...at the crank! And yet my bike still makes me smile. Does that make me a bad person too?

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 09:00

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I would if I wasn't flying a computer at work.

Pretentious, ok, you think that it's more important to talk about bikes and how manufacturers mislead you with their claims
Nope, that was 1 thread. I'd rather talk about riding but this is a bike forum and many people are interested in things other than your boring, juvenile interjections. Besides, I guarantee that if I talked about riding you'd offer some other boring juvenile crap in reply.

and you sit here telling us WE are boring because we do not fit your ideals of a mature, intelligent "biker". Why is it you feel that your mature conversation is of more importance than anyone elses, juvenile, immature or otherwise?

I don't. It's you who is butting in on other people's conversations to add your juvenile masturbations. And I'm not saying the others are boring, I'm saying YOU are. As for your so called sense of humour, it comes across as if from a bitter juvenile. If you want to post juvenile humour that prints more as an ad hom than a relevant comment, don't whine when you get the same bullshit in return.

pre·ten·tious /prɪˈtɛnʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pri-ten-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective

characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.

my Oxford NZ dictionary defines it as "excessive claims to merit".
what the fuck do you know about my experience that gives you any authority to claim I'm pretentious? It seems you're bitter about something; did a CB125 blow you away somewhere?

Uptight, you seem unable to accept others sense of humour and shooting the shit amongst themselves. Are you Chris's brother or grandfather for fucks sake?

As I said, if your so called 'humour' is nothing but juvenile ad homs and attacks on others, please expect me to return the favour and call you a juvenile boring tosser. If you can't take it, don't throw it.

I think you should try Ulysses because you may find other grumpy old humourless wankers over there, but that IS a rather prejudiced assumption on my behalf (apologise to the Ulysses members I do know, who are not uptight). Either that or go back to China where you can be told what to think and how to behave.

Grumpy? Looking back at tyhe posts that really seems to describe you to a tee. I haven't seen a single comment from you that could be described as positive.
Once again, if what you post is definable as humour but from the other side is seen as a juvenile ad hom, then sit back and wait to take it because I'm not afraid to return the favour.

Yeah, you are right, I am bitter and in your elitist and oh so mature eyes perhaps I am boring.

I still have a lot of fun in between outbursts though.

And so do I. However, when in a conversation some dork butts in with childish ad homs, I'll return the favour.

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 09:05

Originally Posted by McJim

I am fighting for the right to be Jeuvenile. I'd hate to think I'd gotten old and boring - besides which my children would stop playing with me if that happened.

And I've only got 32hp...at the crank! And yet my bike still makes me smile. Does that make me a bad person too?

actually McJim, the conversation isn't about being juvenile etc; it's more about dover being happy to post attacks and drivel at others but whining when it's done to him.
if the last few posts are what he calls 'humour' why is he so pissed off when the very same is offered in return?

so to dover: if you want to post personal attacks (thinly disguised as humour) here and the board moderators are happy to let you, then expect the same in return and don't whine when you read them.
If you wanna take this further I'd suggest you tap me on the shoulder on a ride sometime, I'm sure it's boring the fuck out of the rest of the board.

**Hellraiser** · 5th December 2006, 09:08

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

And so do I. However, when in a conversation some dork butts in with childish ad homs, I'll return the favour.

Dude pull your head in, it wouldn't be Kiwibiker if The Dover didn't add his style of humor at the most inapropreate times.

Handle the jandal and pull your head out of your arse.

or like Dover said Fuck off somewhere else.

**The_Dover** · 5th December 2006, 09:09

Seems like I really push your buttons then doesn't it?

You can make all the judgements and assumptions you like, you're not the first and wont be the last. You seem hell bent on a bit of one upmanship, why? Did I really offend you with a "juvenile" comment somewhere? Or did daddy smack your bottom when you made a dick or fart joke and you've been "mature" ever since?

And for the record, the only person I'm ever bitter at being smoked by is boomer.

EDIT: Personal attacks? Do you have a really fragile ego or are you just very insecure about something?

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 09:12

Originally Posted by Hellraiser

Dude pull your head in, it wouldn't be Kiwibiker if The Dover didn't add his style of humor at the most inapropreate times.

Handle the jandal and pull your head out of your arse.

or like Dove said Fuck off somewhere else.

I'm fine with it.
as i said though, if dover wants to post his bullshit he shouldn't whine when it's thrown back at him.

it seems dover is good at handing it out but a whiner when it's given back

**idleidolidyll** · 5th December 2006, 09:18

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Seems like I really push your buttons then doesn't it?

No, that's just you being pretentious, obviously I pushed YOUR buttons

You can make all the judgements and assumptions you like, you're not the first and wont be the last. You seem hell bent on a bit of one upmanship, why? Did I really offend you with a "juvenile" comment somewhere? Or did daddy smack your bottom when you made a dick or fart joke and you've been "mature" ever since?

Like I said, if you can't take it, don't give it. I didn't butt in on your conversation with someone else, you butted in on mine. If you don't like them don't read them. If you read them and post juvenile crap in return, expect me to reiterate.

And for the record, the only person I'm ever bitter at being smoked by is boomer.

EDIT: Personal attacks? Do you have a really fragile ego or are you just very insecure about something?

Nope, but it sure seems you have a fragile ego. You give the shit but can't take it and whine qwhen it comes.
Like I said, if you wanna continue, tap me on the shoulder