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    South Auckland Thursday Night Ride

    Alright then you homo's in order to save a 100km round trip to the Albany Pub and avoid the attention of the filth I'm organising a South Auckland Thursday Night Ride.

    Organising being a loose description. I have a route in mind, sadly I don't know where the pubs are around south yet but I will endeavour to lay on a box of piss on the comfort of the deck at Chez Dover's Cuntry Gateaux. Mucho biko parko.

    If you are keen for a tootle tonight on a few goat tracks at reasonably legal speeds then post a reply and I'll set about organising details. I'll do this via PM to those who are interested as I don't want any fucking pigs turning up, I won't be carrying my guns as they ruin the lines of my leathers.

    I'm not going to waste time on rules etc because essentially it's a free country but if you piss me or anyone off then you'll get told to fuck off anyway, or run into a ditch depending on what sort of day I have in the orifice.

    Open to all - except pigs, coons and homosexuals. (unless they bring weed!)

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    I've got to see to the weans first (tuckin them in and stories and suchlike) - but since I was spouting off about exactly this kind of thing yesterday I should at least turn up.

    Jist meetin' at chez vous?

    PM me the details Big Yin.

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    Planned meet up at a gas station just off the southern at around 6.30pm. That is if anyone is interested, otherwise I'll PM you my address.

    Vic and I will be taking the gixxers out for a spaz anyway but as people have spoken about this before and no one has organised it I thought I'd hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

    and coons and homosexuals are welcome btw, just no pigs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Open to all - except pigs, coons and homosexuals. (unless they bring weed!)
    Guess I'll leave my black police boyfriend at home then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    Guess I'll leave my black police boyfriend at home then!
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    can I borrow a bike dover?
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    If I had a spare then yeah no worries!

    Vicky might let you go pillion on the 750 though. How BIG are your balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    If I had a spare then yeah no worries!

    Vicky might let you go pillion on the 750 though. How BIG are your balls?
    not that big....
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    Fantastic guys!!!

    Keep an eye out for a suitable "clubrooms" watering hole along the way, and it is all off to a good start!
    The more rides organised around town on a Thursday night, the larger the resources of the ecilops will need to be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo View Post
    not that big....
    Then you should fit nicely.
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    Haven't been on any of the Thursday night rides but as this one is down south would be keen as the weather's looking good.

    cheers

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    Weather has turned shite here in Ponsnobby - still looking nice south east or is it shite there too?
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    Any weather updates from out south? I'm not riding the goat tracks in this shite so if it's wet out there then the ride is postponed until next week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    Any weather updates from out south? I'm not riding the goat tracks in this shite so if it's wet out there then the ride is postponed until next week!
    Its just started raining here in Penrose, and I didnt bring wet weather pants to work.

    Damn.


    ah well, at least its only a 3 minute drive to home.

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    well I was thinking of coming up for a blast .. but if the weather is shit .. I'll head south

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