Alright then you homo's in order to save a 100km round trip to the Albany Pub and avoid the attention of the filth I'm organising a South Auckland Thursday Night Ride.
Organising being a loose description. I have a route in mind, sadly I don't know where the pubs are around south yet but I will endeavour to lay on a box of piss on the comfort of the deck at Chez Dover's Cuntry Gateaux. Mucho biko parko.
If you are keen for a tootle tonight on a few goat tracks at reasonably legal speeds then post a reply and I'll set about organising details. I'll do this via PM to those who are interested as I don't want any fucking pigs turning up, I won't be carrying my guns as they ruin the lines of my leathers.
I'm not going to waste time on rules etc because essentially it's a free country but if you piss me or anyone off then you'll get told to fuck off anyway, or run into a ditch depending on what sort of day I have in the orifice.
Open to all - except pigs, coons and homosexuals. (unless they bring weed!)