Subject: Aussie Aussie Aussie
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were
a Kiwi guy, an aussie, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark
tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the aussie has a bright red
hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The aussie
guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his
cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That aussie guy must have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped his cheek. The aussie thinks: The kiwi bloke must have
groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and
got me instead. The kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another
tunnel, just so I can smack the aussie again.
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