SHAKESPEAREAN QUOTES and QUOTES IN GENERAL..

**woodybee** · 13th September 2006, 18:44

Woodybee,

Here starteth the lesson dudes and dudess's, what with all the cool and groovy quotes, how bout wwe mix em up and have some funky made up Shakespearean quotes for something a bit different. One I liked which is a real one is "thou dust infest me with the blink of an eye" = you really piss me off! I hae a couple now, (1) no time to pine, as time is mine (2) enjoy enjoy as life's a toy..........anyway, they seem to spill out when you start so lets start a cheesy and goofy quote thread going, you never know, someone might get the quote which will go into the next centure. Woodybee signing off, "Penguins,,Pirates and Snowmen Rule!" IDB you know about that " "!

**Virago** · 13th September 2006, 20:43

I'm confused - is this a meeting, or an event?

**gijoe1313** · 13th September 2006, 23:27

Prithee pray tell, tis' a glamour cast twixt on the cusp of willow's wisps eve! The merriment and nadir of thine humors will come not cheap nor last through our revels aplenty. But, lo, softly yonder light breaks as understanding breaks like a wave borne from its thunderhead.

Fleeting moments granted by Gods of Chronos and the life sputters from the flickering candle. Tarry not long here ye fools but meander down to the barrels end to sup dry its yield!

Harken to the clarion call of thine prohets poetic musings, personified through our laments and odes to our dynos worshippings of perambulations on divinity wheels of freedom!

Your humble servant in requisiem sum pacem!

**Hitcher** · 14th September 2006, 11:32

Now is the summer of our discontent.

**Big Dave** · 14th September 2006, 11:37

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Now is the summer of our discontent.

Or that famous line from the 'Outdoor Store Christmas Sale':

'Now is the Summer of our Discount Tents.'

There is providence in the fall of a sparrow.

If it was a meeting of bikes all talking like shakespeare - it would be like an episode of 'get smart' - I'll find a link.

**Hitcher** · 14th September 2006, 11:44

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a melon.

**McJim** · 14th September 2006, 12:19

Some Shakespeare requires no amendment - merely addendum.

"Out, Out damned spot, out I say..that fucken dog's pissed on the carpet again!"

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th September 2006, 12:29

Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him well. He knew no end of funny jokes.

Is it better to suffer the slings and bandages of the NHS or to go private?

**eliot-ness** · 14th September 2006, 13:42

After an experience in a roadside cafe.
The squalid tea of Mercer is not strained

**Indiana_Jones** · 14th September 2006, 15:49

You know, it's a pity I didn't keep that drawing. It'll be worth a lot more by morning.

-Indy

**Big Dave** · 14th September 2006, 16:24

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him well. He knew no end of funny jokes.

Is it better to suffer the slings and bandages of the NHS or to go private?

There is no 'well' - just I knew him.

>> Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.<<