I did a search don't know if this has been posted but its doing the rounds at the mo.
I get heaps of jokes but this is a good laugh for those that hav been there!!!
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I did a search don't know if this has been posted but its doing the rounds at the mo.
I get heaps of jokes but this is a good laugh for those that hav been there!!!
On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!
'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '
Eyes that shine burning red
Why did the Koala bear fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead.
Why did the second Koala bear fall out the tree?
Cause it was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third Koala bear fall out of the tree?
Cause it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why did the aborigine fall off his bike?
He was hit by falling Koala's.
Why did the second aborigine fall off him bike?
They were riding tandem.
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