The Kiwi bird is a stupid national mascot

[blacksheep]

I wasn't thinking of killing any kiwis, but now that you mention it, I would think they would be quite gamey, and you would get a good feed off one....

imagine the fried egg sandwich mmmmm

[Swoop]

When oversea's my mates and I had a rule, if you are in trouble, crank up the accent and tell everyone you're Australian! lol

Buahahaha!!! Another person doing that!
I had a ball of a time, around europe years ago, doing just that...