Pirate Jokes

[Pillick]

Aye, T'would be sad to be a river Pirate, Fore'er searchin but naer finding the Open Sea, Arrrrgh.

ARRRRGH! Belay that talk, ye scurvy-infested bucko! How daft de ye think I be? Ye think I cannae find the sea e'n when I ha' a river to guide me? E'n if ye be dense as a cannon ball, there be only two directions to look!

[Hitcher]

But pirates are spoilt for choice with Yamaharrrrrrrrrrrr motorcycles:

The FJarrrrrrrrrr1300
The Arrrrrrrrrrr1
The Arrrrrrrrrrr6
The XJarrrrrrrrr1300

Shiver me timbers and blow through me knothole!

[Waylander]

But pirates are spoilt for choice with Yamaharrrrrrrrrrrr motorcycles:

The FJarrrrrrrrrr1300
The Arrrrrrrrrrr1
The Arrrrrrrrrrr6
The XJarrrrrrrrr1300

Shiver me timbers and blow through me knothole!

Ain't ye forgetten them V-Staarrrrs there me matey?

[The Pastor]

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"