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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    The Burglary Squad is a dedicated unit that is hardworking and will process your house as soon as they can get to it. Unfortunatley they are extremely busy esp out South Auckland. Pakuranga/Howick/Botany has one of the highest national burg rates.
    Well if the rest of you useless cunts caught actually caught the crims instead of chasing "killers" at 111km/h they may get a bit of a respite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    The Burglary Squad is a dedicated unit that is hardworking and will process your house as soon as they can get to it. Unfortunatley they are extremely busy esp out South Auckland. Pakuranga/Howick/Botany has one of the highest national burg rates.
    How many officers of this particular unit have been dismissed or received an official warning for sniffing undies that belonged to a female occupant of the house being processed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    How many officers of this particular unit have been dismissed or received an official warning for sniffing undies that belonged to a female occupant of the house being processed?
    None, but they seem to have a penchant for sweaty jocks and badly stained Y fronts, I hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    The Burglary Squad is a dedicated unit that is hardworking and will process your house as soon as they can get to it. Unfortunatley they are extremely busy esp out South Auckland. Pakuranga/Howick/Botany has one of the highest national burg rates.
    Its also one of the only areas , sth auck, where you get killed senselessly for wearing the wrong coloured clothing!

    If the police dont have the strength to make the streets safe down that way maybe you need some help.....I am sure there are some Army boys getting itchy with all this peace about

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    I am sure there are some Army boys getting itchy with all this peace about
    maybe they should put a jimmy hat on it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    How many officers of this particular unit have been dismissed or received an official warning for sniffing undies that belonged to a female occupant of the house being processed?

    Didn't know it was an offence.

    Is this related to your bike somehow? Skidmark in the French knickers kind of thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zrxer View Post
    Oh theres enough of them alright its just that they are to busy ticketing mister and missus Joe Average to deal with any thing that might requier actual investigation
    well just yesterday on the news (radio) they said that they were going to get in i think another 150 cops, all to be posted around the south auckland area

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    Time for some vigilante patrols me thinks?? catch a few, rough them up then hand them over to the cops, or not. They might start thinking seriously about picking fights, especially if we ride bikes and wear heltmets. It is a bit hard to knock out someone wearing a decent helmet and that has body armour on, not to mention how much a hook with carbon fibre knuckles will hurt...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynamytus50 View Post
    The Burglary Squad is a dedicated unit that is hardworking and will process your house as soon as they can get to it. Unfortunatley they are extremely busy esp out South Auckland. Pakuranga/Howick/Botany has one of the highest national burg rates.
    Thanks mate, As posted somewhere above, they did arrive early the next morning and my wife thought they were good.

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