What should you do if there is an intruder in your home?

[Big Dave]

A 5 year thread dredge to say "use google"

What? Hit the burglars with your computer???

[fuknKIWI]

Last night the intruder on our lawn was the neighbours aggro dog.
Not long after I came home from watching the AB's smash the Frogs I went out for a piss then I heard the neighbour calling her dog, it never comes to her, as soon as it reakised I was outside it made a bee line for me. Previous experience with George has lead me keep "something handy" so I whacked it, with a few beers under the belt it took a few swings to hit the snarling darling. Well that went down like a pork chop in a mosque she came up to me & told me she was going to report me BWAHAHAHAHA I told she was full of shit & we await the next exciting episode...

[Bikemad]

Bang bang........

[sAsLEX]

What? Hit the burglars with your computer???

Looks like a knife is sweet

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...charged-police

[Blackshear]

Looks like a knife is sweet

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...charged-police

Both teenagers in question got lucky.

[sAsLEX]

Both teenagers in question got lucky.

Its a good precedent.

Pistol = sweet
Knife = sweet


Now for a A cat rifle .....