What should you do if there is an intruder in your home?

**Squeak the Rat** · 20th September 2006, 09:48

Originally Posted by McJim

Someone been watching Snatch?

The best movie disposal was the wood chipper scene in Fargo.

**Colapop** · 20th September 2006, 10:10

Even a guy on P goes to the deck if you kick him in the nuts. Personally, I don't mind intruders they're welcome at my place...

**Steam** · 20th September 2006, 10:31

You should drive it round and round the lounge! Brrrmm Brrmmm! I would have thought somebody would have already pointed this out?

**Bend-it** · 20th September 2006, 10:34

I was looking for a semi-auto .44magnum carbine just for such a purpose and stumbled on a 7.62mm semi-auto SKS which would do the job nicely as well...

However, I think the plod might take a more liberal view on using the semi-auto air rifle... How many slugs in the face you reckon it'll take to drop someone? I have 12 per mag...

Plus... errr... I shouldn't air all my secrets on an internet forum eh?

Watch it, you teen crim scum who might be reading this, NZers are armed and happy to use them...

**Flatcap** · 20th September 2006, 10:37

One option missing was to sit the intruder down and discuss his disadvantaged upbringing, the abuse he has experienced, and his related substance addiction. Its not all about revenge, the intruder is a victim as well...

**Dooly** · 20th September 2006, 10:39

Originally Posted by Fairlie

One option missing was to sit the intruder down and discuss his disadvantaged upbringing, the abuse he has experienced, and his related substance addiction. Its not all about revenge, the intruder is a victim as well...

I'm sure he'll turn the page, and make a new start to his life.

**Drunken Monkey** · 20th September 2006, 10:42

This:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunt...n-70386311.htm

Is the f'n business. And this:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunt...n-70474705.htm

is for backup.

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 10:46

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

This:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunt...n-70386311.htm

Is the f'n business. And this:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Hunt...n-70474705.htm

is for backup.

god those*uhhhh* are *ngk* swee*ahhh*t

shotgun fo sho

**Bend-it** · 20th September 2006, 10:46

Actually, I'd have the shotgun up first, while they're in the house and up close. Nothing like yelling a warning then raking the shotgun for intimidation.

The rifle for more distance work as they're running away... With the scope, you'd be able to take knees out up to 100m away...

**Patrick** · 20th September 2006, 10:47

Your home is your castle... defend it vigorously.

It all comes down to self defence and reasonableness...

If you felt threatened under the circumstances, go hard.

Haven't had to charge anyone as described, in post #1. Won't take a complaint from the shithead either as REAL justice has been done. Had one come in last week, saying they broke in and got hit with a baseball bat and then got locked up for breaking in too, he now wanted to complain about being assaulted with a weapon... Last saw him flying out the front doors after he was told to leave the station and wouldn't...

**Lissa** · 20th September 2006, 10:51

If I heard someone in the house and if I was alone, I would prob just scream then throw my cat at the intruder... shes mean.

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 10:51

Originally Posted by Bend-it

Actually, I'd have the shotgun up first, while they're in the house and up close. Nothing like yelling a warning then raking the shotgun for intimidation.

The rifle for more distance work as they're running away... With the scope, you'd be able to take knees out up to 100m away...

screw intimidation..he's threatening your family

lock and load before confronting .. yell FREEZE!!! FREEZE!!! FREEZE!!! and light him up without waiting for a response

**cowpoos** · 20th September 2006, 10:57

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'll let Vicky sort them out.

that will only confuse them for a moment....till they get sick of trying to work out what the hell she's trying to say....

**u4ea** · 20th September 2006, 10:59

Originally Posted by Fairlie

One option missing was to sit the intruder down and discuss his disadvantaged upbringing, the abuse he has experienced, and his related substance addiction. Its not all about revenge, the intruder is a victim as well...

is this a sick joke?????????????

**35tickets** · 20th September 2006, 11:03

read the posts all good advice too....

My advice if you can get the drop on them (ie shoot the motherfuckers fucking dead!!!!) then shoot them first and then put a couple of shots into the wall (assume you have a firearm and know which end the bullets come out)

"hey sorry officer i was trying to stop him but he kept coming at me and he wouldn't listen"

Afterall whats a dead fuck gonna say

But then it'll end up like that farmer up north who shot that maori trying to steal his quad bike the farmer up to the shit with legal fees while the other bloke walks around scot free....we live in a bullshit country where the crims get better looked after than the general public its fucking shits me!!!!