Abuse of ass my power

**McJim** · 20th September 2006, 14:43

Since my little 250 doesn't pull my lardy arse the way it should I have been stocking up on Corned beef, baked beans, onions, curried eggs and various other delicacies that encourage flatulence.

I have engineered a removeable flap in the back of my trousers to facilitate the exit of the resulting methane from this setup and have created a small pilot light to activate it for the afterburner effect.

Now, what I want to know is is the power gained from this a blatant abuse of my ass for the benfit of a little extra power?

Or am I merely trying to distract people from a circular thread of a similar name?

**kickingzebra** · 20th September 2006, 14:45

make sure the flap has a dead mans cord on it, so your bare arse (the correct BDOTGNZA spelling) will be covered upon impact.

**Maverick** · 20th September 2006, 14:48

Originally Posted by McJim

Since my little 250 doesn't pull my lardy arse the way it should I have been stocking up on Corned beef, baked beans, onions, curried eggs and various other delicacies that encourage flatulence.

I have engineered a removeable flap in the back of my trousers to facilitate the exit of the resulting methane from this setup and have created a small pilot light to activate it for the afterburner effect.

Now, what I want to know is is the power gained from this a blatant abuse of my ass for the benfit of a little extra power?

Or am I merely trying to distract people from a circular thread of a similar name?

Poor little Honda...

**Deano** · 20th September 2006, 14:49

You might get more benefit by fitting an expansion chamber also, or a blow off valve....

**SARGE** · 20th September 2006, 14:54

Originally Posted by kickingzebra

make sure the flap has a dead mans cord on it, so your bare arse (the correct BDOTGNZA spelling) will be covered upon impact.

ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass

**TerminalAddict** · 20th September 2006, 14:57

me too actually .. I'm just too cool to say anything

[quote "the fonz"]
aaaayyyyyyyy
[/quote]

**Waylander** · 20th September 2006, 14:58

Originally Posted by SARGE

ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass

Glory in your ignorance.

**Ixion** · 20th September 2006, 14:58

A third rate and manifestly inferior variety of grammar nazi. Universally accepted as much inferior to BOTTYNZ , the original and still unsurpassed grammar nazis , specialists in pedantry and archaism. Demand BOTTY on all occasions, we give green stamps.

**John Banks** · 20th September 2006, 15:07

I always figured it was Brave Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse.

**kickingzebra** · 20th September 2006, 15:07

BOTTY rhymes with Potty...

BDOTGNZA Believe a man hasn't lived until he has found something worth Dying for.
They will fight, on the beaches, on the bearches, and on the birtchs to protect the Great New Zealand Arse, of which they are Brave Defenders Of!!

Of course, I am not remotely connected, and just enjoy the plagiarism

**McJim** · 20th September 2006, 15:08

Originally Posted by SARGE

ok... ive been here for over a year and still dont know what the fuck
BDOTGNZA
is

really burns my ass

Good guess but that would be RBMA really burns my ass....sorry...misunderstood.

**Jantar** · 20th September 2006, 15:09

I too struggled with the meaning of BDOTGNZA. I thought I had worked out Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse, but I could see what the B was for. Hitcher solved the mystery. Its Brave Defenders Of The Great New Zealand Arse.

But what the hell is BOTTYNZ? And shouldn't they give Red Stamps?