I thought I was seeing double while looking at the new posts list.
Eyes that shine burning red
I thought I was seeing double while looking at the new posts list.
Deus ex ukulele
The BDOTGNZA is apoplectic!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
I like bikes
Death to the infidels!!
And those illegetimate monkeys who do it just to be "cool" - them too
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
I like bikes
What we need to do General, is take over the forum one day when Spankme is looking at porn again, and write some sort of code which automatically spellchecks and corrects "a&%" to the altogether better and much more refined and patriotic arse.
From, there, we take over the world
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
Scotsman on a German
I was creating a parody which required me to more or less quote that which had gone before for maxumum effect. Since they chose the a___ expletive rather than the Arse or Erse (as I pronounce it) I was forced to refer to a type of donkey in my title.
It irked me to have to do this but I would not have been able to lure people away from the repetitive thread otherwise.
I accept that the end does not always justify the means and am suitably humble.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Deus ex ukulele
The BDOTGNZA has decreed that "erse" is acceptable, when spoken by Scots.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Scotsman on a German
Does this mean I can start up the BDOTGSE?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Impromtu gravity attacks
I am disappointed McJim, that is taking ass licking to an extreme, pandering to sassenach bastardised language control freaks.Originally Posted by McJim
William Wallace would be disapproving!
Scotsman on a German
Ach Haud yer wheisht therr big yin!
Ass is ra Inglish pronunciation coz they nivver say ra letter R oot loud!
Harvest = Haahvest
Airport = Ehpoht
Arse = Ahhhse (or ASS)
Ah thocht they wiz all jocks like masel' coz thay wanted the R in Arse tae stand proud.
Look oot for me on a KB run and ask me to say Arrrrrse (or Errrrrrse).
Seriously though, as a Scotsman, I do prefer to use the word Arse - strongly suggest kiwis abandon the american pronunciation of Vitimin though. Doesn't suit the accent
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Playin' around
I'd like to state for the record that I much prefer a nice arse to an ass.
eschew obsification...
is McJim Scottish then?
*thinks ......... men in frocks .......... - oh well, appropriate in an 'arse' thread i suppose ...
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Forum whore
nah, he's a feckin weegie.is McJim Scottish then?
even the scots disown them.
Deus ex ukulele
Aye, that it does, Jimmie.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
we are taking over ..
resistance is futile ..
Scotsman on a German
Cheuchter!nah, he's a feckin weegie.
even the scots disown them.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
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