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    Coincidence

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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    Watch out, all the health nuts will be condemning the woman for drinking now she's pregnant!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    haha good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Watch out, all the health nuts will be condemning the woman for drinking now she's pregnant!
    Nope, but one of the resident Grammar and Style nuts will point out that the narrative stitches between past and present tense, sometimes in the same line:

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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