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    Where are the traffic cops when ya need em??

    Ya know I generally live by the rule-No harm no foul even with lunatic auckland drivers. Mostly I must admit cos Im a lunatic Auckland rider.
    BUT in this case I SOOO wanted a cop to be around.
    Picture this. One of those big jap people movers -A toyota Previa.
    Driving down a public road at 50km/h
    with EVERY door in the back wide open --Held open by bales of -well STUFF
    literally the bale thing hung 1.0m out the back the same out the side and there was another poking out the sunroof.
    As i rode past this idiot all I could see was a very small person hunched over the steering wheel--forced to because the entire interior was full of big bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Ya know I generally live by the rule-No harm no foul even with lunatic auckland drivers. Mostly I must admit cos Im a lunatic Auckland rider.
    BUT in this case I SOOO wanted a cop to be around.
    Picture this. One of those big jap people movers -A toyota Previa.
    Driving down a public road at 50km/h
    with EVERY door in the back wide open --Held open by bales of -well STUFF
    literally the bale thing hung 1.0m out the back the same out the side and there was another poking out the sunroof.
    As i rode past this idiot all I could see was a very small person hunched over the steering wheel--forced to because the entire interior was full of big bags.

    sorry i didn't wave but i couldn't move my arms


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    yeah, I was lane splitting home at about 150'ish when I had to break for a pig. then as I was riding alongside the baconmobile some cockend ripped past me, WAAAAH pisht, some cunt in an embarassment to boy racers.

    Did the cop blink? did he fuck. useless cunt.

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    that's always the way, u spot something out of the blue, where are the cops.

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    On SH 16?
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    Heh, both my parents and the big boss have toyota previas (both specially imported over 10 years ago). gotta admit they hold ALOT of firewood and whatever else you want to put in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Where are the traffic cops when ya need em??
    At the end of the straights on St Hwy 16 aparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka View Post
    At the end of the straights on St Hwy 16 aparently.
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    Where are traffic cops when you need them?

    There responding to the guy who flipped off the police helicopter.. Duh where did you think they would be??
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    Nah, they're all eating donuts. Surely after reading KB they would all be ignoring traffic enforcement now, wouldn't they?

    And to everyone who thinks the helecopter wasted resorces for the bird flipper... there is a cop station (Police Launch Base) attached to the restaurant... ever heard of radios?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    there is a cop station (Police Launch Base) attached to the restaurant... ever heard of radios?
    No wonder cops all want to be on the Eagle, gourmet doughnuts right next door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    No wonder cops all want to be on the Eagle, gourmet doughnuts right next door.
    They have donuts? Bastards... have to reapply for that Launch Masters position...

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