Screwed by Nuns

**Maverick** · 21st September 2006, 14:15

"I was riding my Harley when I saw a sign by the road that said [Sisters of St. Mary's Convent, 10 miles, get screwed for only $ 50.], I thought, nahh must be a joke.

A little further, there was another sign, [Sisters of St. Mary's Convent, next exit, follow signs & get screwed for only $50]. Well I thought I gotta check this out, so I took the exit & followed the signs. Pulling into the parking lot I saw only a couple of other bikes. I went up & knocked on the door, a nun actually answered.

I said, "um, I saw the signs by the road." "Oh" she smiled, "Come on in." So I did, then she said, "You want to go down that hall on the right & then knock on the second door", so I did, (knock).

A half dressed nun with the greatest body I've ever seen on a sister answered, & smiled, she said "I'm just getting finished so just put the $50 in the jar on the dresser & go through that door at the end of the room, & wait a sec" She winks, & points to the door, & then saunters out wigglin' one hell of a nice ass.

I put my money in the jar, & went out the door. To my surprise, I found myself back in the parking lot. I thought this must be a mistake, & turned back to the door. There was a sign that read, "YOU've just been screwed for $50 by the Sisters of St. Mary's, Sinner"

You just can't trust a nun.

**placidfemme** · 21st September 2006, 14:52

lol I like that one

**Beemer** · 21st September 2006, 15:37

That wasn't quite what I was expecting - well done!

**andrea** · 21st September 2006, 17:06

LOL primo man

**YellowDog** · 17th February 2010, 12:50

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a

sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without

second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives

past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the

far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to

the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in

a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

possibly doing business....."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding

passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door

and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers

the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go

through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through

the door pulling it shut behind him

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing

another sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.