White Trash

[White trash]

I guess the matchmaker in our midst could always arrange a bevy of debutantes to come to the gargre evening where WT may be parked in the corner supping his Jim Beam (shudders visibly) through a straw (probably puts Coke in it as well, yech!)...

Nah. I leave the coke to mix with the Southern Comfort.

I do have an image to uphold

[Hitcher]

Nah. I leave the coke to mix with the Southern Comfort.

I do have an image to uphold

Double yech... Ranks up there with other Philistinic acts, such as whisky and dry...