Calling all male KB members

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Actually my son forgets to put the seat up before going to the toilet sometimes (hes seven) and no I don’t LIKE sitting on a wet dunny seat! A way to fix the dunny problem, why don’t you guys go to the loo sitting down!! See problem fixed! And no I am not taking the piss

i been sitting on my arse all day at work it be the only exercise... errr hang on i change the subject before i myself into trouble ... nice weather we are having

[Zed]

...she had mentally forgiven me before we turned in the previous evening but naturally, I was not informed of this decision and left to squirm....

Sheesh Geoff, I thought you would have learned by now not to let the sun go down before you kiss and make up!

[slowpoke]

I've learnt over the years that if my lovely lady wants my opinion she'll give it to me.....

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

I've learnt over the years that if my lovely lady wants my opinion she'll give it to me.....

Ahhh you have this too

[The Pastor]

You have to treat your women like your credit card - ROUGH!

[The_Dover]

You have to treat your woman like any other human being.

Having a cunt doesn't make you any different from the rest of us.

[Marknz]

btw if your girlfriend/partner asks "Do I look fat in these jeans" the answer is ALWAYS ... NO!!!!

No, no , no... the answer is "If you have to ask , then the answer is 'yes'"

[Kickaha]

btw if your girlfriend/partner asks "Do I look fat in these jeans" the answer is ALWAYS ... NO!!!!

The correct answer is "I can't tell your arse is blocking all the available light"



Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.

[NUTBAR]

What is it with woman sulking
Every time i go out on my bike with out her she sulks, and im talking days of it! if i get up on a saturday morning b for she wakes up, yup you got it, she sulks.
its tough trying to divide my time between my bike & her, sometimes she wins(when its raining ) sometimes she dosent

[andrea]

What is it with woman sulking
Every time i go out on my bike with out her she sulks, and im talking days of it! if i get up on a saturday morning b for she wakes up, yup you got it, she sulks.
its tough trying to divide my time between my bike & her, sometimes she wins(when its raining ) sometimes she dosent

quote from radio advert "ladies crying is your trump card" hence if you fark your missus off and they take you to court they just could rob you of everything you got. hehe
anyways hmm this is a tough one though only other way to shut her up is to put on some strawberry flavoured lipgloss, pop in a mentor and go down on her, try it out and get back to me (on kb of course) in two weeks time

[imdying]

I got halfway through the second page before I couldn't read any more of this pussy whipped rubbish. Why oh why would you stay with some bitch that doesn't understand you, and doesn't let you do the things you enjoy, is beyond me.

Treat em mean, keep em keen is one thing, but should you really have to? I do wonder if perhaps too many people 'settle' when they pick a partner.

[imdying]

Been there done that. Got separated, had a ball. Started dating 'Her' again - this time round - no bullshit. No hiding what I want to say or what she wants to say. If she sees that I'm busy doing something she'll either interupt (and get a reply so she knows I've heard her) or do something else. Good communication is a two way street.

Now that's what I'm talking about... if she doesn't listen, just leave her!

[onearmedbandit]

I got halfway through the second page before I couldn't read any more of this pussy whipped rubbish. Why oh why would you stay with some bitch that doesn't understand you, and doesn't let you do the things you enjoy, is beyond me.

Treat em mean, keep em keen is one thing, but should you really have to? I do wonder if perhaps too many people 'settle' when they pick a partner.

*snigger*.......*bursts out laughing*.....*on the floor in tears now bwahahahahaha!!*

[Titanium]

Concessions to go out riding, fark, time to trade up (or down) or in ......... the woman that is ..... .

I would do anything to stop my wife and children talking to me ......

I kick them out and they refuse to leave ......

Drive them out in to the country and drop them off ..... they find their way home eventually .......

I actually enjoy my 10 - 12 hour work days ........ and 2 or so nights away from home for work each week .........

[Hillbilly]

After reading this thread, it makes me glad I'm still single!! I get to do what I want, when I want, and with who I want! The only limiting factor is the cost.