Calling all male KB members

[cowboyz]

My Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch the other night and my girlfriend got shitty at me for some reason. I said "What is your problem?" to which she replied "Nothing" in that "Everything is my problem" tone. To which I unleashed the ultimate tactic, my response "Whatever, go cook me some fucken' eggs woman". The shock of that comment made her forget why she was in a grump - but wait theres more - she actually cooked me bacon and eggs on toast.

Blackbird, I think you need to adopt a new approach, woman are always evolving their tactics

I tried that once. It wasn't that bad. The dog was nice enough to share his bed.........

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

My Girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch the other night and my girlfriend got shitty at me for some reason. I said "What is your problem?" to which she replied "Nothing" in that "Everything is my problem" tone. To which I unleashed the ultimate tactic, my response "Whatever, go cook me some fucken' eggs woman". The shock of that comment made her forget why she was in a grump - but wait theres more - she actually cooked me bacon and eggs on toast.

I tried that... we both ended up pissing ourselves laffing our arses off...

[Swoop]

In the words of Lord Flasheart of the Royal Flying Corps:

Flash:
You should treat your aircraft like you treat your woman.
George:
So you should take your plane out to dinner and a movie?
Flash:
No, get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!

Blackadder, Series 4, "Private Plane".

[Indiana_Jones]

*tongue in cheek* See the major problem with men is that you can't multi-task.

Tis' better to get one thing right, then to get many wrong

-Indy

[imdying]

After reading this thread, it makes me glad I'm still single!! I get to do what I want, when I want, and with who I want! The only limiting factor is the cost.

No no no! Marriage is great! Just don't be a cunt struck idiot and rush into it... find the right girl for you Any girl that makes you suck up so you can go for a ride, isn't the right girl

[Cookie]

I left before I had to explain to the cops that "I killed her because I thought she was a burglar".

Two reasons:

1. I am sure the cops have heard that before.
2. She wasn't worth spending 10 years or more in prison over.

Take no shit.

[buellbabe]

After reading this thread, it makes me glad I'm still single!! I get to do what I want, when I want, and with who I want! The only limiting factor is the cost.

Couldn't agree more!
And I also agree with another comment made about someones wife/partner moaning whenever they go out on the bike... get a new lady.

My Ex got the hump one day and said "f**k this, I'm over bikes"... I said "really? suddenly I'm over you, theres the door"