Movie Lines

[wari]

Lets hear your favourites ... I'll start with ...

"Where all da white wimmin at ? ... " - Blazing Saddles.

[babyB]

  "Left turn Clive!"...  any which way but loose

[babyB]

  "I'll be back!"..... arnold swazinager

[wkid_one]

"Bitches...Come" - XXX

[Cuban]

"i think he got the point" (james bond-can't remember which one- just after shooting a badie with a spear-gun)

"shocking"(same bond movie, just after throwing a guy into a bath with a live hairdryer in it)

classics or how bout,

 "let of some steam, bennet"-arnie in Commando, just after impaling bad guy bennet on a broken pipe spewing out steam.

love it

[What?]

"The age-old superstition that women on ships are bad luck is now a proven scientific fact!"  Navy bosun, Yellowbeard.

[babyB]

I feel the need...the need for speed       =Top gun

Be afraid. Be vary afraid    = The adams family

Don't torture yourself, Gomaz, Thats my job     = The adams family

[SpankMe]

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

-Raoul Duke played by Johnny Depp
-fear and loathing in las Vegas

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

-Raoul Duke played by Johnny Depp
-fear and loathing in las Vegas

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

-Withnail played by Richard E. Grant
-Withnail and I

[twistymover]

''Bad Boy Bubby''-an Australian film

[wari]

"The HELL I am !!! " - any John Wayne Movie

"The HELL you are !!! " - any John Wayne Movie ...

[NhuanH]

“I know what you’re thinking, did he fire 5 or 6 shots?  Well seeing this here is…….well do ya punk?” Detective Harry Callahan

“Woh!” Neo

“I keep trying to get out, but they keep PULLing me back in!” Michael Corleone, Godfather III

I would like to reaffirm another vote for that immortal line spoken by Lt Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell to Lt Nick ‘Goose’ Bradshaw about needing speed, particularly given it's appropriateness for this forum. 

Top Gun is one of the greatest thespian contributions of the 1980s (a decade renowned for it’s culture), if not the 20^th century!  One day I hope to be able to race my GPz900 alongside a jet, wearing only my woolly lined flight jacket, oversize Ray Ban Aviators and my cheesy grin – no really, I do!

[bluninja]

25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2 You are unwise to lower your pants.

3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. 6 I find your lack of pants disturbing. 7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time! 9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault. 10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home. 11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? 12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard. 14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark. 15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off. 16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. 17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational! 18 Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister! 21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie. 23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

TTFN

[Coldkiwi]

I love that email!!!

My nominee's:

'A gun rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't own A gun, let alone MANY guns that would require a gun rack!' - Waynes World

'Sir! The radar! Look, its been--jammed!

*tastes with finger, clunks helmet down*

RASPBERRY! Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry. LONE STAR!' - Spaceballs (also quotes regarding ludicrous speed, combing the desert and his fathers brothers cousins roommates sisters hairdresser etc etc)

'At 6am we hit the enemy toast!

Uh sir, thats enemy coast

Really? well that's a bit more difficult but I think we can still do it!' - Hot Shots

(I could go on)

 

 

[bluninja]

Time to die ..... Bladerunner

Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger? No Bond I expect you to die! ...... Goldfinger

Nothing beats the smell of new leather....except perhaps pussy .... Christine

Stop calling me Shirley ............   Airplane

What have the Romans ever done for us ? ...... Life of Brian

TTFN

[MikeL]

Also from The Life of Brian
What's this? Romanes domi eunt? Romans at home they go?... Write it out a hundred times... And don't do it again!

(In a past life I was a Latin teacher)